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Women.

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Late night hours, early mornings.

He frequently did what was inhumanly feasible on a scale he hardly considered note worthy.

At roughly eight in the morning, he had been awake for hours, and busy at work for most of them.

Busy was a term he preferred to use loosely in regard to the mundane toil of filling paperwork- he would otherwise force somebody beneath him on the chain of command to complete… but there were some modifications to be made and he only trusted himself naturally.

To throw off anyone allotting astute attention to his assignments, Wesker commonly conducted paperwork; and additionally elicited several scapegoats to throw under the bus should any inconsistencies be brought to his attention, or directed at him.

His phone made one single high pitched beep; and he swept it out of his pocket to glance down at the lit, reflective cover. The number was familiar to him, starkly contrasted black numbers on an LED screen.

It chimed again; as if to remind him to press the 'answer call' button; and he did so with the pad of his gloved thumb. The phone was brought to his ear, and curtly answered, "What is it?"

A female's voice on the other end, "Wesker I'msodrunk."

"It is eight o'clock in the morning." Responded the man, annoyance in his voice.

"Hi. What are you doing?" She asked, and in a way that sounded a bit jumbled together and clumsy.

"Working. Is there something you require from me? You know this phone is reserved for work, or emergen-" He was abruptly cut off.

"You're sexy." The woman interjected and was met with a sigh from the blond on the other end.

"Get some coffee, or preferably rest. You sound as though you could use either at this point."

"Make me." She growled seductively, gaining a rare chuckle from Wesker. "I drank all of the whiskey."

"You could not leave it alone, could you? I shall see you in a few hours." He removed the phone from his ear, though on the way near incomprehensibly there was a "I'll be wa-" before he hung up the device and placed it safely back into his pocket.

Women.
A writing blurb I did because my friend Lisa called me at 8: am drunk- the only thing is; it was probably 1:am there in Japan.
I thought it would be funny.
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AmericAlfredJones's avatar
I love this. It's so KAWAIIIIII.